Bombardiro Crocodilo

Bombardiro Crocodilo

£21.99
£21.99 £43.98
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Bombardiro Crocodilo

Bombardiro Crocodilo

£21.99
£21.99 £43.98
SAVE 50% Sold out
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PRODUCT DETAILS

Size Chart


~25 cm. Small enough to sit on your desk, big enough to make you feel his silent presence when no one else is listening.

Crafted With Care

Made from ultra-soft plush and polypropylene cotton. Extremely pleasant to touch, durable for hugs and random table falls during your emotional moments.

SAFETY & CARE

  • Hand wash only with cold water
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Bombardiro prefers drying slowly and calmly, just like his thoughts about the meaning of life

DELIVERY INFORMATION

Ships worldwide within 6-21 business days.

We pack him carefully so he arrives with a smile… or at least with his mouth wide open.

RETURNS

Peace of Mind Guarantee

30-day money-back guarantee. If Bombardiro can’t handle your daily chaos, we’ll take him back (no hard feelings).

More Than a Meme. Now – Your Plush.

From viral meme to real-life plushie. Because let’s be honest – hugging your phone just isn’t the same.

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We say...

Meet Bombardiro Crocodilo – the crocodile plush that opens its mouth not to bite, but to catch all your bad days and eat them for breakfast. He doesn’t know how to pay bills or solve your problems, but his smile (almost) feels honest.

You say...

“He looks at me like he understands all my absurdity.”

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