Squirtle Pepe
Squirtle Pepe
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Squirtle Pepe
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PRODUCT DETAILS
PRODUCT DETAILS
Size Chart
Approx. 23–28 cm tall. Small enough to sit on your desk, big enough to silently judge your life choices with that Squirtle stare.
Crafted With Care
Made from ultra-soft plush and premium PP cotton. Feels like hugging a sleepy little turtle-frog hybrid who’s always unimpressed – but still loves you.
SAFETY & CARE
SAFETY & CARE
- Hand wash only with cold water
- Do not tumble dry
- Squirtle Pepe prefers drying slowly while thinking about his next nap
DELIVERY INFORMATION
DELIVERY INFORMATION
Ships worldwide within 6-21 business days.
Packed carefully so he arrives ready to side-eye you into making better life decisions.
RETURNS
RETURNS
Peace of Mind Guarantee
30-day money-back guarantee. If Squirtle Pepe can’t handle your chaos, we’ll take him back – no judgement (he’s seen worse).
We say…
Life is short. Hug your SquirtlePepe, drink your coffee, and pretend you’ve got everything under control.
You say…
He gets me. He really does.
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